.. a literal translation
from the original German, found on a faded document in an abandoned airport
Are you stressed? Fancy your female assistant or have you bad ones with your Boss or are the school too exerting?
They need to represent surely something spare time over you the legs!!
... then you come... I invite you, the following instructions to follow
1) Latches you the office door
2) tricks you the loud one after full power
3) come up yourselves you into the knees and to move you up and down
3) sing you continuously from the heart this Refrain... 20 minutes long.
"TITITA TITUTU TIIIPATITITUUU, TUTUTU TUTUTU TUTUTU TUTUTUUU TUTUTITITUUU, AHAHAH!!!"
... geht's you again well?? Then you let your friends send at its good mood sharings and this Mail further