Bash Street Blorcs vs Hambledown Hotdogs

11th July 2021

Weather: Really Sunny, then Perfect

Hotdogs field Grak and Crumbleberry and Gordo Ramscheese the notable mercenary Chef. Bash Street sadly 90% unpainted, only allowable for a Friendly!

The Teams Assemble

First Half

T1: Bash Street kick to the Hotdogs, losing all their re-rolls as Fatty diverts to the Chef!

T2: Plug the Troll is smashed to the ground by Grak and carted off the field by 72 sweating Squigs. End of his game and he's not even sure it started. Crumbleberry drops the ball after two tries to pick it up.

T3: Crumbleberry finally picks up the sandwich, er, ball, after a total of 4 tries.

T4: Grak hurls Halwise down the field with admirable accuracy but the halfling lands on his dome and collapses into the mud.

T5: Gaffo Guzzlewit passes to Merregar Quickfoot who bustles over the line for a first halfling TD. The hairy feet in the crowd go wild. Touchdown!

T6: Soppy Walter comes on to replace Plug for Bash Street. Neddly Clumpthistle drops the ball and Wilfred scoops it up for Bash Street. With excitcd squeaks he passes it to 'Erbert who sets off up the field, reaching the Trap Door. The Hefty Gaffo Guzzlewit surfs him into the crowd. Dazed and confused, he takes five on the reserves bench.

An inspiring wall of Grey but no damage inflicted

T8: A Black Orc hurls the ball back on with unreasonable aggression (12 squares towards the Bash Street line!). Gonriadoc Farthingale grabs the sandwich and hurtles back down the field, knowing he can't beat the whistle General brawling breaks out as half-time is called.

Second Half

T1: The Hotdogs kick to Bash Street and the ball is passed to Spotty, who hares off up the right-hand side, full of hope. Dennis the Menace lumbers after him, hoping to protect him.

T2: Spotty stretches desperately as he tries to outdistance the onrushing Halflings and goes flat on his nose.

T3: Grak punches Dennis flat and sends him to join Plug in what passes for a hospital. This annoys the Blorcs!

Timmmmbbberrr!

T4: Danny puts Neddly Clumpthistle out of the game, and with a grey wall of [unpainted] Blorcs surrounding the vegtation, Smiffy does the same for Treeman Maple Cedarcrown, though the effort knocks him down as well. 'Erbert in turn gets surfed by Halwise Havelock and joins the mounting Goblin casualties

T5: The Halflings get the ball to Merregar Quickfoot who dashes under the branches

T6: The remaining Treeman Greyback Highgrove throws Merregar Quickfoot and the ball down the pitch, miraculously the missile retains his feet on landing and scuttles across the line. Touchdown!

Goblins getting a little thin on the ground

T7:

T8: Gaffo Guzzlewit clocks up another scalp as he surfs 'Erbert for the second time in the game, with similar results. Almost as an afterthought,

Grak hoofs Halwise Havelock up the pitch to grab the ball and dash over the line for a third Touchdown!